Bow down, Pup Parent — you’ve earned your crown. The Royal Handler Kit is your survival bundle for life in the royal court of canine drama. Whether you’re soothing tantrums, negotiating with a picky eater, or responding to yet another royal summons (aka barking at nothing), this kit keeps you cool, composed, and slightly fabulous under pressure.
 
Created for the loyal subjects of every Drama King or Queen, this dog essentials bundle is equal parts humor, function, and royal flair. From plush toys and treats to cleanup tools and statement accessories, it’s everything you need to manage the madness with grace — and maybe a touch of theatrical flair yourself.
 
Features & Benefits
Floppy Fox Plush Dog Toy – A squeaky diversion for the royal when their dramatic energy simply must be expressed.
Don’t Judge My Dog Tote Bag – Bold, roomy, and ready to carry snacks, toys, and your emotional support coffee.
Dog Shammy – Super-absorbent for drying off your muddy monarch after their latest “adventure.”
Etta Says! Meat Snack Bar – Turkey + Bacon – Fit for canine royalty — a savory peace offering that restores order to the kingdom.
Between Bath Freshner for Dogs – Because the royal fragrance shouldn’t include Eau de Backyard.
No Barkie Before Coffee Beanie – A crown for the human who runs this court — stylish proof that you serve with attitude and loyalty.
 
Why Your Pup Will Love It
Because royalty recognizes royalty. The Royal Handler Kit keeps their favorite human looking sharp, smelling great, and ready to cater to their every whim. Rule the chaos. Revel in the drama. And remember — heavy is the head that wears the dog hair.