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Meet the ultimate kit for pups who thrive on chaos, crumbs, and couch zoomies. The Hot Mess Express 2.0: Chaos Crew Edition is your all-in-one collection of dog essentials designed for playful pups and patient humans. Whether your furry friend rolls in mystery puddles or treats mud like a lifestyle, this bundle helps clean up the mess — and keep the fun going.

 

From post-walk wipe-downs to bacon-bribed grooming sessions, this set has everything your wild child needs to look fresh, feel happy, and embrace their inner disaster in style.

 

Features & Benefits

  • Clean Earth Recycled Dog Toy – Llama – Durable, eco-friendly fun that keeps tails wagging and waste out of landfills.

  • Meat Snack Bar – Turkey + Bacon – High-protein, flavor-packed reward that turns cleanup time into snack time.

  • Fragrance-Free XL Grooming & Cleansing Wipes – Extra-large, gentle wipes for quick cleanups and muddy paw rescues — no perfumes, no fuss.

  • Dirty Dog Shammy – Super-absorbent towel that handles splash zones, drool, and soggy fur with ease.

  • “Dirty Dogs Have More Fun” Bandana – The chaos crew’s badge of honor — cute, comfy, and unapologetically messy.

  • Complete Dog Essentials Kit – One smart bundle with everything you need to keep your pup clean, happy, and chaos-ready.

 

Why Your Pup Will Love It

Because getting dirty is part of the fun — and now cleanup is too. With tasty treats, squeaky toys, gentle wipes, and cozy accessories, the Hot Mess Express 2.0: Chaos Crew Edition proves that every mess is just another chance to play.

Hot Mess Express 2.0 – Chaos Crew Dog Essentials Kit for Messy Pups

$75.00Price
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