Meet the ultimate kit for pups who thrive on chaos, crumbs, and couch zoomies. The Hot Mess Express 2.0: Chaos Crew Edition is your all-in-one collection of dog essentials designed for playful pups and patient humans. Whether your furry friend rolls in mystery puddles or treats mud like a lifestyle, this bundle helps clean up the mess — and keep the fun going.
 
From post-walk wipe-downs to bacon-bribed grooming sessions, this set has everything your wild child needs to look fresh, feel happy, and embrace their inner disaster in style.
 
Features & Benefits
Clean Earth Recycled Dog Toy – Llama – Durable, eco-friendly fun that keeps tails wagging and waste out of landfills.
Meat Snack Bar – Turkey + Bacon – High-protein, flavor-packed reward that turns cleanup time into snack time.
Fragrance-Free XL Grooming & Cleansing Wipes – Extra-large, gentle wipes for quick cleanups and muddy paw rescues — no perfumes, no fuss.
Dirty Dog Shammy – Super-absorbent towel that handles splash zones, drool, and soggy fur with ease.
“Dirty Dogs Have More Fun” Bandana – The chaos crew’s badge of honor — cute, comfy, and unapologetically messy.
Complete Dog Essentials Kit – One smart bundle with everything you need to keep your pup clean, happy, and chaos-ready.
 
Why Your Pup Will Love It
Because getting dirty is part of the fun — and now cleanup is too. With tasty treats, squeaky toys, gentle wipes, and cozy accessories, the Hot Mess Express 2.0: Chaos Crew Edition proves that every mess is just another chance to play.